“A-apchhi!”
Little fatty Liu Changcan has changed over the years. He grew up and became taller than many of his peers, and also gained fat, and in this he also surpassed them. Or maybe everyone in general. With every step, the layers of fat swayed as if on waves, every now and then pinching the loose robe between the folds. Yes, he himself seemed to flow from place to place, and did not walk.
So no, now little fatty Liu Changcan has become big fatty Liu Changcan.
Scratching his nose with a hand on which each fingertip was thicker than a tiny nose, he chuckled:
“Oh who is thinking about me?”
Thinking for half a second, he shook his head - and the fat flapped his cheeks for a few more seconds.
“Most likely, whoever doesn’t think about me, heh-heh-hey! Well, now I have more important things to do. Hey, kitty-kitty-kitty, your cute fatty is back, hey-hey-hey...”
He rubbed his hands, rolling his eyes blissfully.
The scent of this beautiful maiden's underwear made his heart race. Therefore, when night fell, he, like a ghost, rose from the base of Huashan to the very top and began his dirty deeds.
His loud laughter suddenly stopped, stumbling upon a memory from ten years ago..Then, in the city of Hangzhou, Changcan saw a nightmare. He was going to become the first thief of maiden flowers in the world, and everything was going well until he was caught for the first time in his life..
A shiver ran through the folds of fat. Every time he remembered this hated man with the face of the devil, he began to shake.
Having miraculously escaped from him, Changcan wanted to celebrate his salvation by picking another flower. But when he saw the girl, he felt everything inside grow colder. The devilish face appeared before his eyes again. The little fat man realized that he lacked courage. His dream of becoming the first kidnapper of virgin ladies was shattered to smithereens! What kind of kiss on the cheek could we be talking about when he couldn’t touch the girls out of fear?!
After three days and three nights of trying to pull himself together, Changzan decided to temporarily put his dream on hold. Instead, he went deep into the mountains, many miles away from other people, to train where nothing would distract him..
And he succeeded. Each level opened up before him like a flower bud as he rushed from mountain to mountain, over branches and blades of grass, barely touching the rocky ground. At one moment he felt such an inspiring inspiration that he ran along the top of the mountain, pushed off... and flew! Step by step, right through the air whistling between the folds of his skin, he flew hundreds of meters, deftly landing on the thin peak of another mountain.
Changzan experienced unprecedented happiness, he felt dizzy! Not a single woman's cheek he kissed brought him such pleasure as this short flight.!
Clenching his fists tightly and looking up at the sky, seeing his teacher smiling at him in the clouds, he returned to the fist world and followed the devil.
Imagine his surprise when the first person told him that the devil had become the leader of the entire righteous path over these ten years!
His eyes almost fell out.
Devil? Leader of the Righteous Path?
How blind are people?!
And what kind of war is this??
To hell with it! Surely everyone obeyed him because he forced them? Has Shaolin fallen? So he obviously set this up!
While these thoughts were running through his head, Changcan was already standing at the foot of Mount Hua. Looking at her, so big, in front of him, so small, he twitched with fear.
On the top of this mountain sat the devil, who became the most important person in the whole world. A sword god capable of creating a finger-long light of will—whatever that meant. The Great Teacher Wudang lost to him - and this is what Changcan understood.
Is this the kind of person he was going to challenge? Isn't this suicide?
But why then did he sit in the mountains and train for ten years, all alone! He didn’t even have anyone to talk to, and he had to steal flowers from the mountains - which are very rare there, and even those with thorns! ṚãꞐồꞖЕṡ
And yet...
Taking another look at the ominous mountain blocking the sun, Changzan swallowed. No, you can't play with the devil. Is it just his henchmen?!
Having run up to the top of Mount Hua so quickly that it was more like flying, he entered the first palace he liked, and silently wandered there with the steps of the owner of the house, until he suddenly came across a woman of incredible beauty. From her toes to her head, how beautiful she was, lying with her eyes closed in a bath full of foam.!
It would be a sin not to use this!
Glancing around the room, he grabbed her panties and ran away..
It was revenge! Oh gods, what a worthy revenge it was!
Hidden in the forest at the foot, he looked at the trophy with a wide smile. His heart was pounding. And an insight came into his head that was worse than at the top of the mountain from which he flew.
Of all the girls whose cheeks he kissed, how many do he remember? All ten years he could only think about them, and remember them with bitter tears. Their images merged together, their faces disappeared forever.
And here, right in his hand, is a trophy that will not disappear anywhere and will never be lost. Either hang it in a frame or bury it in a treasure chest!
Big fat guy Liu Changcan has found a new dream for himself.
The next night he returned to find out who the panties belonged to. And who would have thought that the girl of Linghu Feng himself, the main henchman of the demon Lin Yi!
Revenge began to play with new colors, Changzan began to return every night, steal new panties, and mock him. I didn't even want to leave!
So today he entered the palace as if into his own chambers, and walked with long strides towards the main room. Let him be seen, who can catch the fastest man in the world who can even fly? Nobody in the whole world can keep up with him, fat man.!
“Chick-chick-chick, your favorite fatty is back! And come out, my beloved snail Linghu-crap! Hehehehe!”
Entering the room, he was already rolling up his sleeves to rummage through women's underwear, when he suddenly saw a face at the window that he would not forget even in death..
“Devil?!" Liu Changcan squealed. “What are you doing here??!”
“I’m waiting for you,” smiled the devil, leaning his back on the windowsill. “Long time no see, Changzan.”
Lin Yi experienced a range of emotions. It was only thanks to this fat man that he managed not only to survive, but also to rise to the top of the whole world so quickly. After all, he was the one who "gave" him the Leanbo Move Set.
And now the fat man Liu Changcan, with the same childish face that did not know stubble, looked like a shocked hamster. Or a guinea pig, compared to the man he met ten years ago.
It’s just a pity that his appearance was the only thing that changed about him during this time.
However, no, not only that. Looking at him with disappointment, Lin Yi asked:
“How did you get so low, eh, Changzan? Was one of the best robbers of virgins, but became some kind of pathetic thief of panties.”
“W-what I like is not for you to judge!” Changcan grumbled stutteringly..
“You're right, not for me. Better tell me why you came to me? I've missed you so much in ten years?”
And the devilish smile appeared on his face again.
Changzan felt everything inside, starting with his heart, tremble. The shadow he had been running from for ten years caught up with him in one moment.
So angry that his face turned red up to his neck, Changcang lifted his nose and snorted.:
“Hmph! I'm not a child anymore and I won't fall into your trap a second time! Again you won't catch me.”
Having uttered the words that he had dreamed of saying for ten years, Changzan suddenly felt such relief... And looked into the eyes of the devil with triumph. The shadow disappeared, and the devil became an ordinary person. No one can catch up with him, the spirit of the wind!
Lin Yi laughed with his nose and said:
“You have achieved a lot in ten years. And now you don’t lack courage either, since it was enough to provoke me.”
“Ha! You may be the strongest in the world now, but I'm the fastest.!”
“Yes? Well, then let’s see!” Lin Yi said, suddenly reaching out to grab him.
When the hand almost touched his clothes, Changzan suddenly sucked in his stomach, and like jelly, flowed around Lin Yi, popping out of the window like a champagne cork..
His giggling laugh was heard from afar:
“Try to catch me in your next life, heh heh heh!”
Turning, he ran away - just the wind, swaying the fabric and flags on the way.
Lin Yi smiled and sighed. He really wanted to know how far the fat man had come in these ten years..
Slipping out the window after him, he ran slowly.
Liu Changcan jumped out of the main courtyard, smiled triumphantly and looked back. His eyes immediately went up to his forehead..
The devil was chasing him!
Changzan immediately rushed forward.
He flew through the cracks of windows, skipping over entire palaces so that their residents did not notice it, jumped onto the roofs and immediately flowed down, pushing off from them silently like a bird, ran along stretched clotheslines, jumped from one flagpole to another, but somehow no matter how he tried to break away, Lin Yi followed him like a shadow.
“How?!" Changcan shouted in shock. But immediately his face took on a determined look. "OK! I'll show you what the mountains taught me!”
And with a loud laugh, he suddenly took off from one of the roofs, jumping straight from the top of Huashan at such a speed that the birds did not have time to see him.
“Ha! Try to catch up now...”
Turning back, he felt his heart shrink to a point..
Lin Yi, just like him, jumped from the top of Huashan and pushed off from the air, catching up with him!
The devil was just as fast, and wasn't even a bit out of breath.!
But what shocked the fat man the most was that he recognized Lin Yi’s movements! He knew this technique!
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