Chapter 302: Chapter 302: Stir-Fried
As for how to detoxify?
Using an antidote is out of the question first.
How could detoxifying possibly involve an antidote?
And how could an antidote ever generate negative points?
Just moments ago, Vir’s System Shop refreshed with a brand-new item.
Seven days had passed since the last refresh.
Today was the big day.
And the item that appeared today was called “Iron Pot Hotchpotch.”
A very peculiar name.
The item lived up to its name.
It was a pot.
[Iron Pot Hotchpotch]
Function: Place the patient into the pot and stir-fry repeatedly. Depending on the medicinal ingredients added and the heat control, different effects can be produced.
(Stops bleeding, disinfects, treats various external injuries, etc.)
Note: Patients will not suffer any real harm, but they’ll definitely feel the full stir-fry experience.
Price: 3,000,000
Review: Iron pot stews the patient! Serve it hot!
You’re asking if this thing can cure Blackbeard?
It’s written right there, isn’t it?
Disinfects!
Isn’t that exactly what we need right now?!
A perfect solution!
Who says disinfection can’t detoxify?
It absolutely can.
Vir immediately exchanged for this pot.
This thing had a very wide range of uses.
Patient with any injury he deemed “external” could be tossed in, stir-fried, and healed instantly.
It could even disinfect—absolutely amazing.
As for the medicinal ingredients and heat control, that required his own adjustments.
But for Vir, this was a piece of cake.
He was very good at being human.
Being human, after all—
Was all about heat control.
So when it came to managing the heat, Vir was quite skilled.
Not gonna lie—
Vir had once worked as a wok-tossing chef for a while.
Didn’t know much else—
Just knew how to flip…
Stir-frying Blackbeard? Easy, no problem at all.
As for the medicinal ingredients—
That was even less of an issue.
He knew exactly what to add.
The main function of this pot was amplifying the effects of the medicine.
Originally, the medicine might not have worked—
But once you tossed both the patient and the medicine into the pot and gave it a fierce stir-fry, it would produce an excellent effect.
That’s what the description said.
Without making the customer wait any longer—
Vir directly pulled out the iron pot.
*BANG—!*
The pot slammed onto the ground!
It was a massive wok that could fit four adults being stir-fried together.
More than enough to hold the current Blackbeard.
But the fact that Vir had summoned a giant iron pot out of thin air left the onlookers completely dumbfounded.
Blackbeard was so scared he jolted violently.
The Blackbeard Pirates’ crew members also furrowed their brows deeply—
So much so that their faces were practically scrunched up.
Pulling out a giant pot…
He… wasn’t planning to stir-fry something, was he?
Then what was he going to stir-fry?
Probably… medicine, right?
But did medicine really need such a huge pot?!
Just as they were confused and Blackbeard was stunned—
Vir had already tossed in dozens of medicinal ingredients.
A mass of lightning also gathered beneath the pot, heating it up.
Before long, the entire pot was scorching hot—
Hot enough to glow red.
Vir merged with the ground—
Stones wrapped around him, adjusting his size to be proportional to the pot.
Holding a stone spatula, Vir gave the ingredients inside the pot a quick stir.
A wave of medicinal fragrance immediately wafted out.
At this moment, though Blackbeard was tied up—
He still hadn’t given up hope.
He believed that as long as he survived this, there would still be a chance!
Once he recruited prisoners from Impel Down’s Level 6—
Losing a few crewmates wouldn’t even matter.
He could still go to Marineford and take that dying old man’s power!
Everything was still possible!
Seeing Vir finally start preparing the detoxifying medicine—
A trace of ferocity flashed in his eyes!
’Once I recover—’
’I’ll kill you!’
But right then—
A sensation of weightlessness hit him!
Blackbeard was yanked into the air like a sack of trash!
Still not fully processing what was happening, he wore a dumbfounded expression.
’What the—?!’
’Wasn’t he making antidote medicine?!’
’Why is he pulling ME?!’
’What the hell is this guy doing?!’
But when he saw Vir moving him toward that red-glowing pot—
He understood!
“NO NO NO NO! DON’T! PLEASE NO! I’LL BE BURNED TO DEATH! NOOOO! I THINK I’M ALREADY BETTER, DOC!”
“I REALLY DON’T NEED ANY MORE TREATMENT! I’M CURED! DOC, HAVE MERCY!”
Blackbeard screamed his lungs out.
He was stunned.
After all that—
This pot was meant for HIM?!
This was insane!
He hated heat more than anything!
And this guy had prepared a giant pot—glowing red-hot, no less!
’This is gonna kill me!!’
’I’m really, really, REALLY gonna die this time!!’
“Ah, this poor guy… The poison must’ve seeped in deeper. Gotta stir-fry him fast.”
As soon as Vir spoke—
*SIZZLE—!!*
A horrifying scream erupted from the pot!
“GYAAAAAAAH! IT’S HOT HOT HOT HOT! AAAAAAHHHH!!”
The red-hot iron pot had Blackbeard howling in agony.
Negative points exploded out instantly.
[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve earned 700,000 negative points!]
The sheer amount even surprised Vir.
Afraid of heat, huh?
Good.
Let’s crank up the temperature then!
It wasn’t like the pot would actually hurt him.
Wouldn’t stew him to death!
As the heat intensified, combined with Vir’s stone spatula stirring and wok-tossing—
Within seconds, Blackbeard was crispy on the outside, tender on the inside—
Aromatic and golden-brown.
The onlookers outside were all staring in utter disbelief.
He’s ACTUALLY stir-frying a person?!
No wonder that pot seemed way too big just for medicine!
So you really were stewing a HUMAN?!
Holy crap!
How bad would it be getting scalded inside that thing?!
Can this even detoxify?!
Or rather—
Is this guy even TREATING him?!
A full five minutes later—
[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve earned 800,000 negative points!]
[Ding! Congratulations, host, for obtaining ability: Darkness!]
[Darkness: Can generate and manipulate darkness. Your darkness possesses extreme devouring capabilities!]
Hearing this, Vir dumped Blackbeard out.
“Iron-pot-stewed patient! Ready to serve!”
As Vir announced—
Blackbeard rolled onto the ground—
Completely barely breathing, more dead than alive.
Vir returned to his normal size, put away all his tools, and walked up to the “patient”.
Looking at Blackbeard, he grinned.
“Whew! Good thing my medical skills are top-notch. Only had to pay a tiny little price to detoxify him.”
“No need to thank me—it’s what any good doctor would do.”
Blackbeard couldn’t even respond anymore.
But the rest of the Blackbeard Pirates, seeing that he had genuinely been cured, wore expressions of utter disbelief!
NANI?!
He actually cured him?
Just like that?
Seriously, just like that?!
Even Doc Q’s dead-fish eyes widened in shock.
This absurd, chaotic treatment had actually neutralized Magellan’s poison!
This guy was way too ridiculous!
Looking at Vir, they could only think one thing—
This man was a miracle doctor.
And unbelievably cost-effective.
Didn’t even charge money.
Even threw in an extra service.
What service, you ask?
Weight loss, of course…
From 250 pounds straight down to 90 pounds!
Instant weight-loss dream come true.
No rebound, guaranteed~
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